Week 15: Presents, Leaving and Leaving Presents

Manager of the Week is Smasher with a ma-hoosively surprising and very large 26 points. Surprising in that the closest rival for the coveted piece of A4 certification [that doesn't really exist these days] was Guy Harewood: a full 7 points behind. This is the very same Guy Harewood who only just managed to see his outgoing transfer Glen Johnson score 6 points for him as a leaving present.

And talking of presents... it's Christmas soon. Which means OFFL Cup first round time.

[Lone and rather feeble 'whoop' at the back - thanks Kate]

Indeed, it's probably about time that we take this chance to see last year's winner receive her prize...

Kate's Cup

http://j.mp/KateCupWin

In the meantime... Inter Milandrover move up six places to fourth, Moanchester up five to fourteenth while dropping like narcoleptic flies are Pompey Puss, Stay Poyet Stay! and Nuttingham Florist [all down two]; Paddy Mirams [down three]; Livercoolio and Irishpool [both down four].

Excruciatingly, Mintal Disorder leapfrog Double's Utd to plonk Rachel Jones' team at the foot of the table.

Well, someone's got to be there. As they do at the other end of course. Yes, BM Mingmongs enjoy an 11 point lead at the top.

Carry on.

2010 OFFL Cup Award Ceremony: Look at what you could've won

The deliciously sexist Kate Wilson [left] receiving her Menarepigs Is Back team's cup prize from one of the taller OFFL Umpa Lumpas[right]

It was a hard fought battle...  Neil Jukes's Decimated Left Peg were favourites to take the trophy and may have had their manager's pending move to Australia on their tiny minds, distracting their final match preparations.

And to prove that the OFFL is truly a family friendly debâcle

In the meantime, Kate Wilson's Menarepigs Is Back had a bit of reshuffle.

And by Reshuffle, we actually mean that she swapped her entire team out for more successful replacements.

So, for the first time in OFFL history, tactics were employed to win the final contest which ended up 22 v 14 at the final whistle.

In her post match interview, Ms Wilson exclaimed

"Oh. My. God. I am quite overcome. I won."

Even little Stanley put on his cycling helmet to join in the family celebratory mosh that is the tradition in the Wilson family home.

So, congratulations Kate.  The OFFL salutes you.

2010's OFFL Cup Prize, now in its rightful place in the Wilson Household