Week 23:

The 2022 World Cup will be held in Catarrh

Manager of the Week this week is Mr Gavin Ward of Wardy's Wanderers after he majestically steered his team to an enormous score of 26 points. Keeping up that level of scorage over the next few weeks would see the Wanderers challenging for the top spot, don'tcha know.

Meanwhile, Rachel Jones scoops up a bit of luck, at long last, by leapfrogging both Minty Colquhoun and Kate Wilson. Her Double Utd scored a whopping 20 points dragging her up to twenty-sixth. The only other female manager, in what has been a generally poor season for the weaker/fairer/naggier/more beautiful/more competitive sex, is just - well, check out her sentiments in the 'Transfers and Stuff' section of this week's Studmarks below.

...And we have a new leader. Oh yes. Mr Guy Harewood has managed, with the help of a 20pt weekly score, the very tricky manoeuvre of clambering over the slumbering shape of Fat Malcademicals. They now lead by 3 pts.

How bloody exciting.

Week 19: Happy Christmas Again

Alas, when god was handing out the 'I love Mince Pies' badges he pinned Our Chairman's on his chest so hard that he went through to pierce the skin. He hasn't been able to take to them ever since, which only increases his penchant for railing against them at every opportunity.

So, it was with Double Chocolate Yule Log that Two Wise Men came abearing in order to convince the Chairman to let them enter their teams into the league, in time for the OFFL Cup Competition.

And so we welcome Tom Vamos and Jonathan King. No, not that Tom Vamos.

Indeed, West Vam are back in the league after a coupole of years away [in the lower leagues] newcomers, Moobchester United, await their first bit of electronic abuse.

Meanwhile, the Manager of the Week certificate is charitably doled out to Gavin Ward. His team scored a massive 6 points [snigger]. But will that sort of form be enough to see his Wardy Wanderers qualify for the next round of the cup?

You don't have to answer that right now.