Week 35

T h e   T a b l e

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   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

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 1 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      53.2 15 359

 2 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.4  9 357

 3 Fat Mal's MalcademicalsMalcolm Pratt       52.8  8 354

 4 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.2  9 345

 5 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.9  8 332

 6 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        53.3  4 323

 7 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.6  7 317

 8 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             53.7  7 313

 9 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       54.6  6 312

10 Budleigh Salterton FC  Ashley Keeler       54.6  4 305

11 Marmaduke's Army       Edgar Rayner        54.9  6 302

12 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.9  5 297

13 Salad Dodgers          Sarah Bingham       53.5  7 289

14 Sheep City             Martyn Field        55.0  3 286

15 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0  8 278

16 Wymondham Wanderers    Steve Tierney       52.7  5 275

16 Moanchester Utd        Alex Blundell       55.0  8 275

18 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         54.9  4 266

19 Dube Stars FC          Khumbula Dube       54.1 10 264

20 Nuttingham Florist     Andy Straw          52.2  4 263

21 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          52.2 14 262

22 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         53.5  3 259

23 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.5  9 257

24 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        52.9  7 225

25 Just One Finger Albion Paddy Mirams        54.2  6 202

25 Menarepigs3            Kate Wilson         54.2  5 202

27 Double's Utd           Rachel Jones        54.4  8 196

28 Mintal Disorder        Minty Colquhoun     52.7 10 174

29 Moobchester United     Jonathan King       54.9  0 167

30 West Vam               Tom Vamos           54.8  6 145

                          Week's Average Points         6

                          Total Average Points        273

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His mum loves him

Last week's disappointment of being kicked out of cup by some Salad Dodgers has been moggily mollified by the excitment of a near purrfect week that sees Pompey Puss tickled to the top of the table AND manager Lionel Larking win the Manager of the Week certificate. It's enough to make one paws for thought. All Hail The Chairman's Rob Ivison just missed out on the certificate to the cat by one point as Lionel lapped up 15 points.

Meanwhile, Paddy Mirams' Just One Finger Albion and Kate Wilson's Menarepigs3 finally drag themselves across the 200 point mark while Minty Colquhoun re-siezes Twenty-Eighth place from Jonathan King: his own Moobs failing to score a thing this week.

Next Week: Draw for the semi finals of the OFFL Cup.

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Stay Poyet Stay!

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   From: Nick Reed

     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Subject: Studmarks: OFFL Week 33/34

Hi Smash,

For the big push to the cup, I'd like to make the following change:

IN:

123   GK  J Hart            MC

OUT:

131   GK  T Sorensen       STO

I am now going to concentrate on all the fantastic rhyming opportunities that a team name of Stay Poyet Stay! gives me for the cup final ukulele song...!

Nick

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Chairman responds:

Here at OFFL HQ, we don't look kindly on empty promises of audio gold.

Week 27: Bring Back Brian Clough

The complexion of a drinker, if ever there was one.

Managers of the Month are Purrthday Boy Lionel Larking and Andy Straw, scoring 11 points each this week for their respective Pompey Puss and Nuttingham Florist. Andy Straw there, trying to imitate Billy Davies' success with the Championship's real Nottingham Forest. Though Florist is a long, long way off Forest's 2nd in the table. And are apparently, still not ready for the Premeriship.

Bring back Cloughie.

[From the deadie.]

Meanwhile, Fat Mal shuffles closer up to leaders Woolyback and the Malcademicals are now only 5 points off the top spot as the chasing pack seems to be dropping off the pace. Neil McConaghy's BM Mingmong transfers, therefore, could be rather timely for his push to the peak.

Meanwhile, forget ye not.. 'tis the OFFL Cup 2nd Round in Week 29. If you want to use your transfers to win that fabulous Fabio figurine then get a wiggle on. Graeme Sharpish.

Week 12: Oh Deer.

While the Chairman mows down half the deer population in Argyle and Bute his Umpa Lumpas take great pleasure in issuing forth this most latest of Studmarks.

Pompey Puss is this week's Manager of the Week.  Coughing up a furball of 21 points - elevating the little scamp into fifth place.

And may we take this opportunity to remind OFFL Managers that the OFFL Cup is just round the corner. And yes, we are indeed still trying to source a prize, worthy enough of this season's winner.

Week 3: A lull in the action to commence

We have a new leader, a highest climber, a manager of the week and a someone going to Africa for a month.

And they are Guy Harewood, Edgar Rayner [up ten places], Lionel Larking [with 28 points] and The Chairman* [in search of new footballing talent, of course].

By the way - welcome to the league, Mr Smears.  The most senior amongst the managers.  We look forward to your continued underachieving and your relentless attempts at hoodwinking the Chairman into thinking you deserve some sort of age-related allowance.  Bloody good to have you back.

Oh yes, Alex Blundell has grumpily miserabled his way back into the bottom of the league.

*the OFFL HQ will be travelling with The Chairman to ensure his standard of living does not dip below 'profligate'.

Please continue to submit transfers during this down time.  Accuracy not guaranteed.